The Titanic of the ground tipped over during a media demonstration of Lockheed Martin's combat vehicle, the Joint Light Tactical Vehicle. The vehicle will likely replace Humvees for the Army and Marines. For some reason, they let a journalist test drive the vehicle. "Coming to you live from my broken femur!"
Couldn't they just put a turret in a Canyonero and save us a few million bucks?
Ok, that shit is funny. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI've learned as soon as they make anything "Idiot Proof" somebody comes up with a better idiot!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a Combat Engineer...we had this multi purpose POS tractor,backhoe etc that had a tip meter.
Let me warn all...any vehicle that has a tip meter built into it will tip over. unless you only drive on flat ground....really slow.
LOL! Sorry man, but that's too funny! Hope someone was taking pictures.....
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you got press credentials now?
Still laughing. Guess it would be good to go to the links before posting :)
ReplyDeleteSo no press credentials yet. If thats the direction you go with your career you'll do fine. Your wit and your writing are getting sharper all the time.
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ReplyDeleteA tip meter! That's hilarious. I can't imagine putting a tip meter in a military vehicle. I imagine competitions to see how far you can make it go.
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No press credentials. They usually don't hand them out to casual blogger-students.
Alex - I've know casual blogger students and let me tell ya you're no casual blogger student...
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The only time I believe the word "proof" it is usually prededed by a number like "100" or "80".
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