tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post4982360994921733514..comments2024-02-09T00:13:51.906-06:00Comments on Army of Dude: SpoilsAlex Hortonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13729559701547002624noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-57638342073568280642011-05-03T15:39:44.588-05:002011-05-03T15:39:44.588-05:00Wonder if that picture was take'n before or af...Wonder if that picture was take'n before or after he rolled over the prisoners in his dungeon with a steam roller, starting with their feet so Saddamn could hear them scream?? Or howsabout the women that his guards raped and then killed with a fetus inside?? Looks like he's a young whipper-schnapper there, he's black and disgusting now. God WON'T stand for that, dude. They're in the Abyss o'Misery now. My point is, soldier, don't git so caught-up in this passing world you lose your immortal soul. Lookit ‘peace-de-resistance' first. God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL.-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241446130197185049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-1893493291685349642010-10-12T15:15:07.589-05:002010-10-12T15:15:07.589-05:00We were forbidden from bringing bayonets home; one...We were forbidden from bringing bayonets home; one SSG got hemmed up for trying to smuggle a modified VCR full of bayonets through the mail. <br /><br />In Baghdad during the invasion I filled my MOLLE ruck full of goodies from an abandoned Special Republican guard compound. Most of it got discarded. I still have a Republican Guard uniform and a picture of Saddam secured from the airport terminal. We were prohibited from "looting" that as well, leaving most of the stuff for the REMFs to secure and take home to show off and tell their war stories. I had a selection of cartridges up to 14.5mm but got rid of those as well. I wish we were allowed to bring home weapons still. AKs and PKMs would be cool, but as I am into historical weapons I'd have been perfectly happy bringing home the Persian Mauser we captured or one of the arsenal new 1955 dated Tula SKS'.fm2176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-45580040997293576672010-09-23T23:18:38.473-05:002010-09-23T23:18:38.473-05:001. I have been a follower of yours since I found y...1. I have been a follower of yours since I found your blog about my friends, Todd and Jordan, that we lost last year in Iraq. I never told you that your blogs are a s interesting to read as Jordan's were...<br /><br />2. I have that same memorial poster framed and hanging in my house lol<br /><br />take care!taushahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09630638372488619199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-82141142206189390562010-09-12T13:52:14.951-05:002010-09-12T13:52:14.951-05:00I have family in the army and now my husband and w...I have family in the army and now my husband and we are about to go through our first deployment and I have seen some really amazing things come home to my family and friends. Its amazing to see the worn out flags that were flying and the prayer rugs and the clothing and things that the men and women wear. Its such a different place over there. Thank you for your service, always much appreciated.Jenna Arnoldhttp://tobeinthearmy.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-53379292229490773642010-09-03T20:36:01.547-05:002010-09-03T20:36:01.547-05:00Hey, Alex.
Just wanted to tell you how enlighteni...Hey, Alex.<br /><br />Just wanted to tell you how enlightening and inspiring I've found your blog. In some ways I can absolutely and totally relate, while the writings about combat and the desert... well, a real education.<br /><br />I can relate because I was a terminally sarcastic Navy journalist back in the late 80s (there was no way in Heaven, Earth or Hades they were going to get me to reenlist). I went into the military, like yourself, because I was a serious underachiever in high school and was quite patriotic: my stepfather fought in the Pacific during WWII and my mother's young uncle was KIA in April of '45 during that war.<br /><br />After my hitch I went on to college and turned my academic game around completely... reading your entries about that whole process brings back memories.<br /><br />Of course, as I did not serve during wartime, I can only imagine how hard the loss of comrades like Chevy hit you and your brothers. Another eye-opener... while reading your entries it dawned on me that you could accurately describe the sound of a bullet whizzing by your head before you had been on a pubcrawl. Wow.<br /><br />I've recently become a qualified high school English teacher and you can rest assured that some of your entries will be required reading. <br /><br />Anyway, keep up the good work online, in the community of veterans and in academia. And thanks to you and all the other vets out there.Greegorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06118553614074130618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-45903206680064016882010-09-01T22:20:32.467-05:002010-09-01T22:20:32.467-05:00Once again, I see deep wells of potential. Someone...Once again, I see deep wells of potential. Someone needs to keep the self righteous, morally indigant jokers of the world in check (I'm looking at you, Beernecklace). I was anonymous for more than a year before I got stupid and put my name out. You can do the same. Hell, plenty of people follow <a href="http://www.schmedlap.com/" rel="nofollow">Schmedlap</a>'s example and continue to post from the shadows. Don't let that be a reason!Alex Hortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13729559701547002624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-77106882587823414782010-09-01T21:56:40.362-05:002010-09-01T21:56:40.362-05:00Beernecklace,
That's cool, I built my coffee ...Beernecklace,<br /><br />That's cool, I built my coffee table out of the desiccated corpses of all the infants that we skullfucked to death. What's cuneiform? Is that some kind of freaky sex shit? I think it says not to do that in the Bible. Now if you excuse me, my battalion is doing a formation run to the poll booth, where we'll all vote for Sarah Palin for President For Life. <br /><br />Alex,<br /><br />I like my anonymity. A blog is a bit too much of a temptation to start taking myself seriously and pontificating.Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-42211035215713559952010-09-01T11:51:46.914-05:002010-09-01T11:51:46.914-05:00B,
Been busy with a new job in a new time zone, s...B,<br /><br />Been busy with a new job in a new time zone, so haven't had time for new stuff. But expect a major announcement and exciting changes very soon. By the way, you need to start your own blog as soon as possible. I was laughing my ass off even before you got to the pterodactyl.Alex Hortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13729559701547002624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-52472831155699999062010-09-01T00:35:57.465-05:002010-09-01T00:35:57.465-05:00Dog,
Why you being all ghey and not posting fo...Dog,<br /><br />Why you being all ghey and not posting fo'? Sheeeit. As an OIF vet just out of the Army and going into college, I can tell you that the 9/11 GIB process seems to have been streamlined-you might have some credit in that. So regale us with some writing already.<br /><br />We brought back a bunch of shit-a turban belonging to a bad guy BDE commander, wanted posters of the most wanted guy in the province, whom we caught (oh, snap, son!) and a dozen printouts of where we made the internet papers. We pinned the turban up in a z-pattern in the team room, where it took up half the wall. Our colleagues, who had spent their tour raiding the KBR chow hall, looked on in envy. There's a time for everything, even vainglory. When I left, all I took was one of the wanted posters-everything we did over there was a team effort, and no one of us could have done it without the others, so how could we split up the spoils? Most of us have moved on, but the team is still there, and I hope that the new guys will be inspired to go out and kick ass by the stuff on their walls. Fortunately, our goatfucks resulted in no mementoes on the walls. <br /><br />There was one thing that I wanted to snag for myself on a raid, but it disappeared. It was one of the double-thumbed good luck hands with the blue eye in the middle that they hang on the walls. Probably a good thing that I never found it before we unassed the OBJ-it brought no luck to the previous owner. <br /><br />Had I wanted to bring back a crate of Iraqi grenades, it would have been easy. We had an ISU between the 3-4 of us each time, and the MPs inspecting us in the hot sun were, literally, struggling with congenial neurodefficiencies. You know when you look at somebody's dome, and it looks all misshapen? And then they open their mouth, and you can tell that the dome's contents aren't quite right, either? All you gotta do for a guy like that is be his buddy, and he'll look the other way if there's a motherfucking PTERODACTYL hanging out of your toughbox.Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-52101680805977007532010-08-23T10:38:15.410-05:002010-08-23T10:38:15.410-05:00Wouldn't it have been great to be there in 200...Wouldn't it have been great to be there in 2003 when the National Museum got looted? You could have got your hands on some of the earliest examples of art and literature on the planet.<br /><br />A stone cuneiform tablet would look great in your bathroom. I'd probably make a coffee table out of it. Of course, it would probably be hard to clean drink rings or cigarette burns off of it. Probably need a tablecloth.Beernecklacenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-5596832791609321472010-08-13T20:36:08.572-05:002010-08-13T20:36:08.572-05:00I personally didn't bring anything home, but w...I personally didn't bring anything home, but while exploring some old barracks and buildings on Taji, my friend, Bear, found a rare gem. It turned out to be a report written by a student about the man he most admired...Saddam Hussein.Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18136153685980708694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-74712848800127645932010-07-30T18:24:59.082-05:002010-07-30T18:24:59.082-05:00Great article, as usual Alex.
Don't forget Ko...Great article, as usual Alex.<br /><br />Don't forget Korea - my Dad came home with an AK-47 and a "bunch of other stuff". One rifle he came home with is an American rifle that was recovered from the field. I didn't ask but since he was a jet pilot I'm guessing he had to trade for them both.Pattie Mathesonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02373955528945373904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-18593321018314176952010-07-23T13:58:09.084-05:002010-07-23T13:58:09.084-05:00Alex, my brother in law was a medic stationed in B...Alex, my brother in law was a medic stationed in Baghdad, near or in one of Saddam's palaces. I have pictures of him bathing in Saddam's gold tub, and pissing on Saddam's roses...and from that palace came the small round coffee table in my living room. A priceless gift.Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16500636768687988113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-5669427574048738292010-07-18T05:45:38.876-05:002010-07-18T05:45:38.876-05:00Check the AK-47 on the drawing of an alien on my w...Check the AK-47 on the drawing of an alien on my website. <br /><br />I was just trying to be funny, so the alien is smoking and drinking Starbucks.Walter Knighthttp://www.waltknight.yolasite.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-3309245436442160232010-07-14T12:56:20.135-05:002010-07-14T12:56:20.135-05:00I have some of the typical stuff from Desert Storm...I have some of the typical stuff from Desert Storm - Iraqi and French bayonets, ammo vests, half of a hollowed out CBU unit, that kind of thing. I had AK's that I traded away, I never saw the need for one back home even though I live in LA. <br /><br />The story of getting it back is a good one though. They had postal units that would inspect what you mailed back, slap a sticker on it that it was OK, then you mailed it out. I put all my stuff in one bag at the bottom of the box and sought out the youngest, female postal soldier that I could smooze. I was going to do three card monty with the goodies, but she saw a French MRE in the box I was mailing and wanted one. I asked her what she had to trade and she said "I just won't inspect your stuff", so I told her I didn't have anything that wouldn't pass. So in trade, she gave me a couple of the inspection stickers that I could slap on a box and mail back whatever I wanted. <br /><br />It was about two hours before we flew home. I ran, not walked to the Amnesty cans. <br /><br />They had all just been cleaned out. Every one. <br /><br />I went to the 450th CA where some friends where, they had a couple of more days before they flew back. Their 1SG Top Parker was a great guy who was later a military advisor on the movie "3 Kings". I got there with about an hour before our formation to fly home. I came running in and asked for Parker but the only guy there was a 1LT who we called Coppertone because he really did look like a Coppertone advertisement. <br /><br />When I asked for Parker he said he was out and wouldn't be back until late that night. <br /><br />Long pause. <br /><br />I tell him what's up and ask him if he will give the inspection stickers to Parker. <br /><br />Long pause. <br /><br />"Sure, I'll make sure he gets them". (Translation: "I can mail back a tank!")<br /><br />I'm absolutely certain Coppertone has a half dozen sniper rifles at home right now and tells people the story about my dumb ass walking into their TOC that day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-76693481720166249812010-07-08T08:43:12.204-05:002010-07-08T08:43:12.204-05:00Definitely no grenades allowed, though.<a href="http://www.defense.gov//news/newsarticle.aspx?id=59915" rel="nofollow">Definitely no grenades allowed, though.</a>J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01031567700911395326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-23698630081380155382010-07-05T14:42:17.943-05:002010-07-05T14:42:17.943-05:00So, that explains why I've never been able to ...So, that explains why I've never been able to get a troop to send me a few specks of sand. What possible harm could that do? I consider specks of sand from the desert as unique as rocks from the moon. A great bit of writing, Alex! I always enjoy reading your stuff. ; )Laurelhttp://www.booksforsoldiers.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-46040133380855700722010-07-04T14:24:48.577-05:002010-07-04T14:24:48.577-05:00Interesting aspect of deployment I never thought a...Interesting aspect of deployment I never thought about.<br /><br />Good read, thanks!K. Munhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08749445572040039801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-3882801252453295112010-07-02T13:54:35.997-05:002010-07-02T13:54:35.997-05:00You guys deserve those few spoils of war.You guys deserve those few spoils of war.Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07965400321043093038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-87039160426463003402010-07-01T17:55:52.389-05:002010-07-01T17:55:52.389-05:00I put the AK mags in with my extra M-16 mags and m...I put the AK mags in with my extra M-16 mags and made it easy for the REMFs checking them by having them all facing up. for some reason they were worried that we might ship home a few rounds of live ammo....hell, I can get all the ammo I want at work for free and throw away the brass!CI-Roller Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10850472230525879415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-15678525807797656552010-07-01T14:52:02.434-05:002010-07-01T14:52:02.434-05:00You got away with that CI! For some reason AK mags...You got away with that CI! For some reason AK mags were forbidden, which sucks because I found a cool one with a wooden outer casing.<br /><br />Marie,<br /><br />A shadowbox is a good idea, especially to keep away the kids. I'm sure he wouldn't be too tempted to take it out of the box.Alex Hortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13729559701547002624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-25448681033574304012010-07-01T12:03:40.775-05:002010-07-01T12:03:40.775-05:00You already know what Karl has, but in WA, he had ...You already know what Karl has, but in WA, he had his haul set up like an altar, like you do. Now there is no where in our house that would be appropriate for it. Maybe I should get him a shadow box so he could easily display his stuff. Then he wouldn't be able to touch them though if he wanted. I don't know. What do you think about the shadow box idea?MMMullinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01844983196248095848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-33445246402306198802010-07-01T11:45:43.573-05:002010-07-01T11:45:43.573-05:00Well, this is the coolest thing I've seen all ...Well, this is the coolest thing I've seen all week! <br />I sort of kept a few things from my deployments...AK mags from the "Battle of Fallujah" and a few odds and ends from Bosnia. <br />When customs went through my foot locker I went home from Iraq, the dude didn't even look cause he knew I was such an honest guy. I should have stuff some good things in there...dang it.CI-Roller Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10850472230525879415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-73608971730638812662010-07-01T10:48:25.357-05:002010-07-01T10:48:25.357-05:00Saif,
Pretty good haul nonetheless. Can you imagi...Saif,<br /><br />Pretty good haul nonetheless. Can you imagine if they let us keep weapons like in WWII? I'd have my own AK-47 arms depot with a few RPGs and Dragunovs in the back for special customers. A squad leader I knew found a (Bulgarian?) pistol that looked identical to an American M9. Could've easily been smuggled back but he got rid of it.Alex Hortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13729559701547002624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26907684.post-79355480776660572992010-07-01T08:17:16.130-05:002010-07-01T08:17:16.130-05:00Alex,
Great read, as always.
I have a few war meme...Alex,<br />Great read, as always.<br />I have a few war mementos, but nothing quite as unique as either of what you found.<br />An SKS bayonet that just happens to fit in a scabbard (found separately)<br />A russian training grenade body. I think I told the customs guy it was a can.<br />An old Iraqi Army helmet, still had the webbing.<br />I did find something I would have loved to keep, a mint condition Binelli over and under shotgun, with an inlaid seal in the buttstock. Never did find out what it was; kinda hard to decipher Arabic when you still have 4 rooms to clear :)<br />Didn't really pick up anything in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Thanks for your service, thanks for writing about it, brotherSaifhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01032189177577211521noreply@blogger.com